Distractible
Add To my ShowsOverview: The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.
Airs Time: 01:00
Next Aired: 2024-11-18
Last Updated: 2024-11-15 15:23:21
Episodes
| Season | Episode | Name | Aired | Runtime | Overview | Watched |
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| 1 | 1 | Trailer: Distracible Details | 2021-05-14 | 2 mins | The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think. | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 2 | Hair Details | 2021-05-17 | 47 mins | Today the guys discuss all things hair (and the lack there of)! They warn of the dangers of hair removal, explore the strange hair trends of ancient Greek statues, and discuss sci-fi scenarios where the elite harvest hair and organs from the less fortunate. | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 3 | Body Odor Details | 2021-05-24 | 45 mins | Mark hosts while Wade and Bob one-up each other's concepts for eliminating body odor, debate the true number of human senses, and remember nostalgic aromas. | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 4 | Transportation Details | 2021-05-31 | 56 mins | Bob hosts as Wade and Mark make their predictions on what the next major form of transportation will be, taking many wrong turns in the process... | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 5 | Camping Details | 2021-06-07 | 53 mins | Mark recounts the legend of an insane creature from the Rocky Mountains. Bob explains how his formative kayaking trip almost ended like a horror movie, and Wade...well, Wade just does what Wade does... | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 6 | Fake Tech Details | 2021-06-14 | 55 mins | Bob prompts a discussion about technology that blurs the lines of reality in this hilarious episode full of gadget scams, 00’s game nostalgia, and if the mute button could exist for real life. | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 7 | Supernatural Details | 2021-06-21 | 53 mins | Mark hosts as Bob and Wade trade scary stories. For Bob, it's a strange woman who catches children who stay out too late. For Wade, a true story about how the night after watching “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” may have been scarier than the movie itself! | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 8 | Bob's Fridge Details | 2021-06-28 | 54 mins | Bob RAGES while telling a story about trying to get a new fridge installed. | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 9 | Conventions Details | 2021-07-05 | 47 mins | On this episode of the pod, the guys get nostalgic for conventions and all the good and bad that come with them. From notable failed attempts, to bizarre themes (like "pizza" and "baby"), to post-COVID predictions, conventions hold a special place in Mark, Bob, and Wade's hearts. | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 10 | Hold My Beer Details | 2021-07-12 | 61 mins | Wade hosts as Bob and Mark share some classic “hold my beer” moments from their college days… | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 11 | Synchronicity Details | 2021-07-19 | 59 mins | In front of a "live" Discord audience, the guys discuss synchronicities, déjà vu, mind-reading, and hive minds. | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 12 | Perfect Crime Details | 2021-07-26 | 59 mins | This week Mark, Wade and Bob answer the age-old hypothetical question: what is the "perfect crime?" | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 13 | Kids Are Stupid Details | 2021-08-02 | 65 mins | The guys trade stories about how dumb kids can be: from inventing stupid games, to playing with banned toys, to somehow making it through all of it without a scratch. | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 14 | Happy Funerals Details | 2021-08-09 | 51 mins | Bob hosts, hoping Mark and Wade will discuss how they want their funerals to be. Instead, Mark offers “Santa’s Big Goodbye” and Wade describes what a Jackass funeral would be like! | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 15 | Future Details | 2021-08-16 | 66 mins | This week the guys talk about the future: expectations vs. reality. What did people in the past predict the future would be like? Were they accurate? Will we be accurate if we attempt to do the same…? | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 16 | How to Make a Best Friend Details | 2021-08-23 | 45 mins | The guys give absolutely the worst advice on how to make a best friend... | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 17 | Oh Sh*t Moments Details | 2021-08-30 | 52 mins | The guys discuss their bathroom close calls. Expired meat and hospital visits included. Underwear left behind... | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 18 | How Dare You Details | 2021-09-06 | 59 mins | Tough sports coaches, rude fast-food customers, and criminals getting their comeuppance, the guys discuss all of their moments of revenge and defiance at those who dared to cross them. | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 19 | Dreams & Nightmares Details | 2021-09-13 | 57 mins | The guys recount their night terrors, the first they remember and the ones that recur. Plus, they explore how memory relates to dreams. | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 20 | King of Meat Details | 2021-09-20 | 69 mins | Following the first ever tie episode, Mark and Bob attempt sharing host responsibilities, while Wade regales with tales of great and not so great eats. | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 21 | Life Plan Details | 2021-09-27 | 58 mins | The guys discuss their life paths, including career goals, turning points, and what job they would have during the Zombie Apocalypse... | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 22 | Lies From Parents Details | 2021-10-04 | 52 mins | Coffee stunting your growth, gum staying in your stomach forever, fairy tales spawning from the truth, the guys discuss the lies their parents told them and how they're still influenced by it as adults. | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 23 | Dating Advice Details | 2021-10-11 | 70 mins | Wade hosts as Bob shares his insane movie theatre dating scare and Mark recounts how the only date idea he had in high school was just driving around. | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 24 | Dangerous Coasters Details | 2021-10-18 | 57 mins | The guys discuss crazy roller coasters and amusement park rides, plus describe what their hypothetical "Euthanasia Coaster" would consist of... | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 25 | I Was Wrong... Details | 2021-10-25 | 51 mins | The spelling of certain words, sex ed miscommunications, examples of the Mandela Effect: the guys humbly admit when they were wrong... | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 26 | Fears & Fetishes Details | 2021-11-01 | 58 mins | Sharks, stage freight, and snapping your leg like Joe Theismann: today the guys discuss their fears and come to the conclusion that the opposite of a fear is a fetish. | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 27 | Old Men Details | 2021-11-08 | 53 mins | Mark as Watched | |
| 1 | 28 | We Are All Going To Die Details | 2021-11-15 | 60 mins | Mark as Watched | |
| 1 | 29 | Young & Stupid Details | 2021-11-22 | 56 mins | Mark as Watched | |
| 1 | 30 | That One Guy Details | 2021-11-29 | 60 mins | Campfire guitar guy, the gamer guy with a bad mic, Crypto Bros, Florida Man… you know, that guy. Which “guy” are our guys? | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 31 | Never Give Up Details | 2021-12-06 | 56 mins | Mark shares the story of a pilot who crashed his plane seven times, inspiring Bob and Wade to find similar tales of perseverance despite ridiculous failure. | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 32 | Humanity Is Bad Details | 2021-12-13 | 45 mins | Bob challenges Mark and Wade to prove that humanity is ultimately good. It doesn’t go too well… | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 33 | Christmas Gone Wrong Details | 2021-12-20 | 55 mins | The guys dive into how disturbing and strange some holiday traditions really are. | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 34 | Failed Resolutions Details | 2021-12-27 | 53 mins | Mark’s bizarre sleeping schedule, Bob drinking an entire handle of vodka, Wade… jogging? Today the guys discuss self-improvement and whether New Year’s is overrated. | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 35 | The Perfect Meal Details | 2022-01-03 | 54 mins | The guys discuss their cooking mishaps and oddly satisfying food creations. | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 36 | Cryptids Are Scary Details | 2022-01-10 | 53 mins | Mark’s late-night descent into the “distressingmemes” subreddit spawns discussion of scary stories, including Bob and Wade’s favorite Cryptids. | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 37 | Bad Habits Details | 2022-01-17 | 62 mins | From nose picking to cigarette smoking, as 2022 begins the guys discuss their worst habits. This one’s a real nail-biter! | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 38 | Beware The Candy Uncle... Details | 2022-01-24 | 61 mins | Inspired by the Stanford marshmallow experiment, Mark challenges Bob and Wade to think up wild solutions for keeping kids from eating candy. | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 39 | Funniest Joke In The World Details | 2022-01-31 | 52 mins | A search for the funniest joke leads the guys down a path of sticking classic joke set-ups into AI word generators, with hysterical results! | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 40 | Waste of Money Details | 2022-02-07 | 57 mins | Today the guys trade stories about losing embarrassing amounts of cash from Craigslist scams, mobile games, yard sale finds, and more! | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 41 | The Distractible Threesome Details | 2022-02-14 | 60 mins | Happy Valentine’s Day! Today the guys show their devotion by answering The New York Times “36 Questions that Lead to Love.” | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 42 | Worst Piece of Sh*t Episode Ever Details | 2022-02-21 | 56 mins | By the way, Wade’s dogs are doing fine. Thanks for asking. | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 43 | Criminally Subliminal Details | 2022-02-28 | 63 mins | Love them or hate them, we live in a world of advertisements. Today the guys discuss nostalgic commercials, the psychology behind ads, and how they approach recording their own. | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 44 | Hill I Will Die On Details | 2022-03-07 | 57 mins | Prepare for a lot of hot takes... | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 45 | Pet Stories Details | 2022-03-14 | 66 mins | The guys reminisce about hilarious, chaotic, and pet-related memories. Prepare for poop pick-up! | Mark as Watched |
| 1 | 46 | Disappointing Our Parents Details | 2022-03-21 | 62 mins | Quitting jobs, sneaking porn, having a run-in with the police, today the guys chat about times they upset their parents. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 1 | Superstitions Details | 2022-03-28 | 65 mins | Bob hosts while Wade reveals his secrets for Cincinnati Bengals' success and Mark theorizes how compulsions might come from “the simulation.” | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 2 | Self Confidence Details | 2022-04-04 | 67 mins | Wade wonders where he and the guys got their confidence, while Mark and Bob share their tips and tricks for public speaking and dealing with self-doubt. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 3 | We Die On Your Hills Details | 2022-04-11 | 66 mins | Inspired by the previous Distractible episode “Hill I Will Die On,” the guys scour the subreddit (r/distractible) and discuss listeners’ most upvoted hills to die on. Visit the Distractible Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/distractible/ | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 4 | Serotonin Details | 2022-04-18 | 69 mins | Completing "In Space with Markiplier,” bad auto-tune TikToks, nostalgic games by The Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium, today the guys dive into what gives them a serotonin boost. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 5 | Oh No, The Future UwU Details | 2022-04-25 | 59 mins | Today the guys discuss fears of things yet to come... Plus, Mark tries to keep Wade on topic | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 6 | Aliens Among Us Details | 2022-05-02 | 63 mins | The 10th Planet, tic-tac ships, and tardigrades, today the guys launch into the great unknown to discuss potential evidence for life elsewhere in our universe... | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 7 | So Bad It's Good Details | 2022-05-09 | 65 mins | Junk food, the Scary Movie franchise, The Fall of Slenderman, sometimes things are so bad that they come back around to being good. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 8 | Wade's Secret Words Details | 2022-05-16 | 58 mins | In this new episode format, Judge Wade lets listeners in on his special point system, but leaves Mark and Bob in the dark as they scramble to collect as many points as possible. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 9 | F*ck You Energy Details | 2022-05-23 | 58 mins | Those times where rage and annoyance get transformed in the most interesting and productive of ways. Show 'em who's boss! | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 10 | We Got Screwed Details | 2022-05-30 | 78 mins | Labyrinthian healthcare services, customer service "assistance," and unobserved restaurant reservations: today the guys rant about getting screwed!!! | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 11 | The Bobs & The Bees Details | 2022-06-06 | 72 mins | Mark and Wade play Daddy, teaching little Bob life lessons in only the ways they can. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 12 | Who's The Worst Details | 2022-06-13 | 67 mins | The guys play a game of "Morals OR No Morals?" and end up focusing on the latter... | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 13 | Don't Laugh Details | 2022-06-20 | 58 mins | Wade creates a new point system pitting Bob's laughter against Mark's laughter. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 14 | The Atrocities of Summer Details | 2022-06-27 | 81 mins | Bob and Wade trade stories about summer injuries, while Mark shares a story about... um, Penis Man? | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 15 | Anything Goes Details | 2022-07-04 | 58 mins | Mark leaves things up to chance in this new game-mode. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 16 | Worst World Records Details | 2022-07-11 | 74 mins | Bob shares the story of Sir Hugh Beaver, while Mark and Wade fight to find the most shocking and disturbing World Records. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 17 | Conspiracy Theories Details | 2022-07-18 | 62 mins | The Aladdin Exception, Ghost Kitchens, Snowden & The NSA: today the guys dive deep (but hopefully not too deep) into some of their favorite conspiracy theories. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 18 | Before We Die Details | 2022-07-25 | 60 mins | The boys play Hot or Not: Bucket List Edition, plus share some of their personal Bucket List items. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 19 | The Boys Bet It All Details | 2022-08-01 | 74 mins | Mark whips up a new timed gamemode where Bob and Wade race to Google topics. The slower they take to find their topic, the more points they get deducted and added to the winner's pot... | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 20 | Fast Food Tier List Details | 2022-08-08 | 89 mins | The legendary Raising Cane's, the classic McDonalds, the scarce Fazoli's: see where the boys rank these and many other fast food spots! | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 21 | The Distractible Gameshow Details | 2022-08-15 | 74 mins | Bob prompts Mark and Wade to share their favorite gameshows, then surprises them with his very own show: "Are You Morons?" | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 22 | Bob Doesn't Know Details | 2022-08-22 | 63 mins | Instead of dual hosting, Mark and Wade compete in a secret game of their own, leaving Bob in the dark. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 23 | Go With Your Gut Details | 2022-08-29 | 66 mins | Door-to-door salesmen, house parties going too far, love at first sight: today the guys talk about the accuracy of their gut feelings. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 24 | Musical Memories Details | 2022-09-05 | 67 mins | First kisses, funny dances, going on stage: today the guys talk certain songs that transport them to specific life moments. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 25 | Solving The Unsolvable Details | 2022-09-12 | 69 mins | Why humans sleep, the creation of the universe, alien life: today the guys attempt to solve these great mysteries... | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 26 | Broken News Details | 2022-09-19 | 65 mins | In the spirit of the Distractible LIVE episodes on the Distractible YouTube channel, Mark takes Bob and Wade through a variety of headlines and news articles... riffing ensues. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 27 | Video Game Tier List Details | 2022-09-26 | 76 mins | Bob's hot take on Pokémon... Markiplier's true feelings on Five Nights at Freddy's... Find out where the guys these games and many more! | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 28 | Naked Details | 2022-10-03 | 112 mins | The guys share awkward spa stories, then rank the best/worst places to be naked. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 29 | The Bait Debate Details | 2022-10-10 | 66 mins | Today the guys troll specific media fandoms by giving them hot take bait. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 30 | Big or Small Details | 2022-10-17 | 89 mins | What is better, big or small? Today the guys decide once and for all by giving their personal opinions prompted by Bob's list of items. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 31 | Change Details | 2022-10-24 | 73 mins | Recorded live and with the guys in the same room for the first time in 5 years, today Wade throws it back to tour with a favorite improv game... CHANGE! | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 32 | Candy Tier List Details | 2022-10-31 | 89 mins | Today the guys compile another contentious tier list, this time Halloween themed! | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 33 | Devil's Advocate Details | 2022-11-07 | 66 mins | Mark invites Bob and Wade to alternate playing the devil's advocate for a variety of agreed upon, and not so agreed upon social norms and behaviors. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 34 | Would You Rather Details | 2022-11-14 | 64 mins | Bob forces Mark and Wade to pick their poison, having to decide between several pairs of awful scenarios. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 35 | Thank You Details | 2022-11-21 | 67 mins | Today the guys celebrate Thanksgiving with genuine outpourings of gratitude, which host Mark of course converts to numerical point values. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 36 | I Tried So Hard And I Got So Far But In The End It Didn't Even Matter Details | 2022-11-28 | 76 mins | Today Bob's story of Google Glass inspires Mark and Wade to find great stories of failure in history. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 37 | One Paw In The Grave Details | 2022-12-05 | 64 mins | Wade's emotional rollercoaster of a story takes center stage as he explains the strange coincidences surrounding a close call with his beloved cat. Listener discretion advised (i.e., death, euthenasia, losing pets, etc.). Oh, and also Bob gives a fridge update. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 38 | We're NOT Getting Old Details | 2022-12-12 | 68 mins | Bob takes Mark and Wade through a list of strange, unorthodox, and disgusting anti-aging methods to decide if the treatments are worthwhile. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 39 | Don't Say Christmas Details | 2022-12-19 | 64 mins | Wade's Secret Words, but this time there's only a single word: Christmas. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 40 | The Perfect Day Details | 2022-12-26 | 67 mins | Bob and Wade derail Mark's aspirational search for the perfect day upon which to base your life in the new year and beyond. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 41 | Good Bad Habits Details | 2023-01-02 | 66 mins | You know the guys are getting older, but have they tried to convince you their bad habits are actually good yet? | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 42 | You Member? Details | 2023-01-09 | 66 mins | Bob gives us an update on his new baby, James, then pivots the conversation to memory. What were some of the guys' first memories? How does memory actually work? | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 43 | The Ick Details | 2023-01-16 | 55 mins | Inspired by a r/Distractible subreddit post, the guys discuss things that give them the ever illusive, yet always unnerving "ick." | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 44 | Bob's Baby Details | 2023-01-23 | 85 mins | Bob recounts the unexpected and emotionally taxing circumstances surrounding his new son's birth. Listener discretion advised (pregnancy complications, surgery, hospitals, postpartum panic/anxiety, etc...). | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 45 | Wade's Silly Choices Details | 2023-01-30 | 58 mins | A major tone switch from last week, today Wade makes Mark and Bob parse through strange and hilarious scenarios such as having the worst super power, living in a clown-ruled Earth, and many more! | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 46 | Friendship Test: Mark Edition Details | 2023-02-06 | 68 mins | Who is the better friend? Today, Bob and Wade's friendship with Mark is put to the test care of some Mark-based trivia! | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 47 | Profession Confessions Details | 2023-02-13 | 72 mins | One of us speaks in riddles...the other speaks in rhymes...and the other one hosts a conversation surrounding uncomfortable early job stories. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 48 | The Masks We Wear Details | 2023-02-20 | 53 mins | On a more serious note, the guys discuss the metaphorical mask, which social situations we put on masks, and whether those masked versions of us are truly us... | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 49 | Distractible: The Musical Details | 2023-02-27 | 62 mins | The guys star in an improvised musical about... video game news... or anything on the Internet. | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 50 | The Emmy Losing Episode Details | 2023-03-06 | 62 mins | Another classic Wade episode with an excellent topic (making the ideal video game!) which goes horribly wrong (no one can decide on anything!). | Mark as Watched |
| 2 | 51 | Am I The Asshole? Details | 2023-03-08 | 76 mins | A special mid-week episode, today the guys celebrate their first VIDEO PODCAST (video available only on Spotify!), by digging through the r/AmItheAsshole reddit page! P.S. New Episodes will continue Mondays AND Fridays moving forward! Prepare to be doubly distracted... | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 1 | Distractible: Video Now (Trailer)! Details | 2023-03-08 | 1 mins | Good evening gentle... viewers?!? We have a very special announcement to make: Distractible is now a Spotify Video Exclusive podcast!! | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 2 | Good Advice? Details | 2023-03-13 | 62 mins | Heads or tales, good or bad, riddles or rhymes?!? Find out on today's episode... Also, Wade has Covid. P.S. Don't forget to look out for another new Distractible episode Friday! Episodes will release Mondays AND Fridays from now on! | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 3 | The Shoe Game Details | 2023-03-17 | 66 mins | Mark and Wade are getting married?!? Well, not exactly, but Bob still wants them to get to know each other using a fun wedding shower game. | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 4 | The Fairest Episode Ever Details | 2023-03-20 | 63 mins | Joking jokers joking about jokers and joker-ing each other's jokers... but, trust us, it's fair. | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 5 | Just Relax Details | 2023-03-26 | 68 mins | If you can believe it, today the constantly distracted boys ~attempt~ to guide each other in some calming and vaguely focused meditations. | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 6 | Self Actualization Details | 2023-03-27 | 60 mins | Today, supremely confident host, Wade, challenges contestants Mark and Bob to get vulnerable and talk about the insecurities around their achievements. | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 7 | Wonders of Our World Details | 2023-03-31 | 80 mins | Mark and Wade compete, pitching various monuments, achievements, and artifacts, hoping to make them onto Bob's list for the seven new wonders of ~their~ world. | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 8 | Video Game Tier List (Part 2) Details | 2023-04-03 | 76 mins | Wade celebrates his birthday (sort of) by continuing the burls' video game tier list. | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 9 | Would You Rather (Part 2) Details | 2023-04-07 | 74 mins | The dudes are back to continue where they left their all-telling game of Would You Rather. | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 10 | Our Firsts Details | 2023-04-10 | 66 mins | Bob, Mark, and Wade reminisce, cringe, and sing about some of their first experiences. | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 11 | Wade's Questions Details | 2023-04-14 | 67 mins | Much like his fashion sense, Wade's topic today is... just a random collection of things he threw together. | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 12 | Million Dollars, But... Details | 2023-04-17 | 75 mins | Mark gives this borrowed Rooster Teeth game format his own unhinged spin, pitting an unknowing Wade against a mischievous Bob. | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 13 | Who's Better? Details | 2023-04-21 | 69 mins | Today, Mark and Wade die. Yes, you read that right. And Bob, the celestial arbiter, decides what becomes of them: the good place or the bad place? | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 14 | Riddles & Rhymes Details | 2023-04-24 | 55 mins | Two hosts! One of them speaks in riddles, the other speaks in rhymes... | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 15 | Ohio Stuff Details | 2023-04-28 | 64 mins | The boys talk Ohio like only true Ohioans can! Plus, another member of Distractible finds out they have ADHD. | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 16 | Bread Details | 2023-05-01 | 50 mins | Wade gets a ~rise~ out of Mark and Bob by making them argue about bread. | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 17 | Three Peens In A Pod Details | 2023-05-05 | 58 mins | Mark throws it back to the guys' old livestreaming format, Wade calls in from vacay, and Bob flips his lid... or should I say... doesn't? | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 18 | The Wheel of Fate Details | 2023-05-08 | 55 mins | A wheel, a random topic generator, and a timer: sounds like a Mark episode, doesn't it? Nope, somehow it's a Wade episode. | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 19 | Will You Press The Button? Details | 2023-05-12 | 60 mins | You can shapeshift into anyone, EXCEPT yourself... You become the most beautiful person on earth, BUT you are only as smart as a 3rd grader... You get to be apart of your favorite movie, BUT you have to be the antagonist... Find out if the guys would press those buttons and say yes to these fun, funny, and occasionally dark scenarios. | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 20 | Hypocrisy? Details | 2023-05-15 | 49 mins | The topic is hypocrisy and they barely talk about their hypocrisies??? Hypocrites! | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 21 | The Burls [Bonus Episode] Details | 2023-05-17 | 22 mins | Surprise! It's a Distractible bonus episode! This one's a classic Distractible bit from "the vault." | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 22 | Artificial Intelligence Details | 2023-05-19 | 61 mins | Today, the guys discuss the ramifications of recent updates in AI. Did ChatGPT write this, or is this something a human would say? | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 23 | What I Want Details | 2023-05-22 | 55 mins | A lighter turn from last episode, today the dudes dive into what they hope the future holds for civilization 100 years from now. | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 24 | Bob Wins This Episode Details | 2023-05-26 | 66 mins | The boys obsess over their current favorite gadgets, gizmos, and doodads. | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 25 | I'm Better Details | 2023-05-29 | 68 mins | Xbox vs Playstation, LeBron vs Jordan, Skyline vs Gold Star... A lot of times, strong opinions can be silly, no matter how competitive or passionate people get about them. | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 26 | Listener Q&A Details | 2023-06-02 | 64 mins | Today the topic is effectively chosen by YOU, the listeners and viewers! Will your personal question be answered? Listen to find out! | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 27 | I Wasn't Ready Details | 2023-06-05 | 70 mins | College, customer service calls, pyramid schemes: today the guys discuss the things they weren't ready for when heading into adulthood. | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 28 | Rage Details | 2023-06-09 | 69 mins | Mark urges the guys to dig deep and find moments in their past full of unbridled rage... | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 29 | Weird Details | 2023-06-12 | 52 mins | Wade listing off some of Earth's most bizarre animals leads Bob and Mark to get weird in their own ways. | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 30 | Weird (Part 2) Details | 2023-06-16 | 61 mins | Internet issues, Mark being chaotic, Wade being teased, and Bob talking about TikTok trends. Yeah... sounds like a weird, completely unique episode. | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 31 | Weird (Part 3) Details | 2023-06-19 | 71 mins | But of course! The third member of the Distractible trifecta must also guide a chat about ~the weird~. This time, it's weird real estate. | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 32 | YouTubers For YouTubers Details | 2023-06-23 | 48 mins | What YouTubers are ~our YouTubers~ subscribed to? Hear their niche and fascinating channel recommendations on today's show! | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 33 | It's Mark's Birthday Details | 2023-06-26 | 73 mins | Today on Distractible, the guys find out how Mark's Birthday connects to their most profound moments of love. | Mark as Watched |
| 3 | 34 | Whimsical Headlines Details | 2023-06-30 | 57 mins | Mark as Watched | |
| 3 | 35 | I Quit (Part 1) Details | 2023-07-10 | 43 mins | Mark as Watched | |
| 3 | 36 | You Ever Feel A Feel? Details | 2023-07-14 | 51 mins | Mark as Watched | |
| 3 | 37 | Microplastics Solved Forever Details | 2023-07-17 | 46 mins | Mark as Watched | |
| 3 | 38 | I Quit (Part 2) Details | 2023-07-21 | 65 mins | Mark as Watched | |
| 3 | 39 | Mac Vs. PC Details | 2023-07-24 | 55 mins | Mark as Watched | |
| 3 | 40 | Reading Details | 2023-07-28 | 67 mins | Mark as Watched | |
| 3 | 41 | Distractible Tier List Details | 2023-07-31 | 67 mins | Mark as Watched | |
| 3 | 42 | Aliens Among Us (Part 2) Details | 2023-08-04 | 49 mins | Mark as Watched | |
| 3 | 43 | Dicebreakers! Details | 2023-08-07 | 60 mins | Mark as Watched | |
| 3 | 44 | Subreddit Enemy No. 1 Details | 2023-08-11 | 56 mins | Mark as Watched | |
| 3 | 45 | Feels Like Home Details | 2023-08-14 | 48 mins | Mark as Watched | |
| 3 | 46 | Why Animal There? Details | 2023-08-18 | 48 mins | Mark as Watched | |
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